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pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

Folie à Deux is the fourth studio album by American rock band Fall Out Boy.

game-bro:

I finished all of my Homestuck Neopets so I probably won’t be playing much any more, but I’m happy with how these came out

baebot asked: Ok ok but what if the beta kids met on neopets

YES omg ok get this

john was a huge battledome nerd and spent all his time and money on it. he was saving for a super attack pea for years but never could get one because he kept buying battle muffins so he could bomb his opponents. his pets are all basic and their names are all Liv followed by a slew of underscores and numbers

rose was a neopian times 9x champion, forever bitter that she never became a neopian times star. her pets are all painted but colours like striped or checkered or speckled because she thinks they’re “understated”. when customization came along she very pointedly put a pair of glasses on her favourite one and then never touched it again

dave spent all his time making his pet lookups the most horrifying yet charming mix of sparkling graphics and .midi files of linkin park imaginable. he was a compulsive hoarder with stocks in everything and a borderline offensive item gallery. his favourite game was usuki frenzy and all his pets are yellow chias

jade was hardcore into the adventure makers and was one of those people that made ridiculously difficult trivia games for obscure fandoms, but gave out item prizes to anyone who could make it through them. her pets were so cool that sometimes people would send her fanart or awards that she proudly displayed on a pet page and she made all her money by playing the featured and highest ratio games whenever possible

they met through all being in the same guild ‘stop sending me guild invites’ which happened to be made by dave. the other three somehow found it and joined

they eventually adopted using pesterchum because it was so obscure that they could message each other about it and not get frozen for mentioning other websites

(they all ended up frozen anyway)

(the only one who ever got de-iced was dave despite multiple warnings for using profanity because he was just that good at talking them back into letting him use their dumb site)

wanderingwitchoftime:

by far my favorite homestuck headcanon is that the beta kids met on club penguin

ouchdirection:

hi so i’ve been compiling resources since high school and i kinda wanted to share them if that’s cool ??? i think it’s cool alright so i went through said resources and picked out the really important ones and the ones i found to be the most helpful

this is directed towards college students like me aw but i mean if you’re younger or maybe if you aren’t even going to school but you feel like it’s helpful then by all means let me help you let’s be friends

school supplies

textbooks

reading

writing

presentations

miscellaneous subject help

studying

snacking

if you ever feel stressed

it’s okay to take a break every once in a while

look cute in class and make boys cry (ft. pretty good deals bc we’re poor)

because college is expensive

  • k so i downloaded this app called featurepoints a couple weeks ago and i’ve already made a little over $50 from it. basically the app will tell you to download other apps and you’ll have to generally keep them open for about a minute. once you do, you’ll earn points that can be redeemed for free apps, giftcards to places like amazon or starbucks, or money put into your paypal account! i swear it’s not a scam. it’s honestly such an awesome way to kill time and you actually get money out of it. if ya wanna just try it, download it and enter the referral code KCHF98 and you can start off with 50 points! it’s radical, i promise
  • sign up for preview free movies! i don’t know what areas they do them in but they happen all the time in southern california. what you get is invitations to see movies before they’re in theaters or sometimes even before they’re announced! if you rsvp and get in to the screening, you get to see the movie for free and all you have to do is a sort of review when it’s over. they ask what your favorite and least favorite part was and such. sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be rewards for going like free tickets, and anywhere between $10 and $25 cash. i’ve actually made a lot of money through it!
  • shopkick is also a really cool app i use that gives you giftcards for visiting certain stores and sometimes scanning certain products with your phone’s camera!
  • get amazon prime free for six months with a college email
  • !!! financial aid deadlines !!!
  • get the most out of college financial aid
  • discounts with a student id
  • try and get the lowest prices at target
  • free pad/tampon samples and coupons from kotex
  • learn how to coupon

important regardless of school

final tips from me because we’re all friends here

  • !!! do not pay for your textbooks if you don’t have to !!! even if you aren’t down with illegally downloading your books, you can waste hundreds of dollars on textbooks you will never open. wait until your professor says that you’ll need it or if material from the book will be on an exam just wait it’s what harry styles would do probably
  • everyone says this but /please/ do extra credit if you can! it could mean the difference between a b+ and an a and that hurts more than the 1542th time you hear someone singing “let it go” in public
  • if you’re like me and you find it completely impossible to make friends in college, at least try and have one homie in each class so if you miss a class, you have someone to tell you what you missed and let you copy notes. having this homie is also beneficial for group work bc homies help homies always (important life lessons from adventure time)
  • if you’re in a productive mood, take advantage of it. i was feeling v scholarly one day and  ended up finishing all my assignments until the end of the quarter almost a month early beyonce would be proud
  • seriously just use google scholar instead of google if you’re doing something for a grade don’t be that loser who gets a bad grade over your sources
  • keep a journal it is v helpful bc even if you don’t write, you can fill it with art stuff and just kind of let your feelings out and be creative about it /or/ if you don’t feel artistic, you can write! whether it’s creative writing or just talking about your day, it’s gr8
  • if there is anything that you know will always improve your mood or make you feel better, take advantage of it. for me, this stand up is called weirdo and it’s by one of my favorite people in the world and almost three years after the release and dozens of viewings later, i still think it’s the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • you are more important than anything in the world pls don’t ever put yourself in a bad situation for any reason ever, even if that means taking a day off for yourself
  • if there is anyone in your life who doesn’t think of you as highly as kayne thinks of himself then that person doesn’t deserve to be in your life you don’t need them

gavinosbornedrors:

howtodrawcomics:

When it comes to creating characters, sometimes it’s easy to let them slip into the same old stock standard set of body types. Basically clones with a few props, hairdos and make up to spice things up a bit. After a while, having the same actor play dress up for every character gets kinda boring…

It’s tough to break the habit too, especially when you’re taught a single set way to draw. Not to say having a solid construction method is ever a bad thing, as long as it doesn’t confine your creativity.

Check out these nifty tips and pointers by jeinu to give each of your comic book characters their own a unique flavour of memorable originality.

(To download these at full res simply hit the options menu and click download, otherwise head on over to jeinu’s DeviantArt Tutorial Gallery at http://jeinu.deviantart.com/gallery/25335623/Tutorials )

This is important, and something I super need to improve on. All these tips and stuff for drawing are crazy useful and very, very appreciated. 

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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catpun:

i never posted my theory lmao: i have finally discovered the true reasoning behind derse/prospit sorting

derse=cat people, prospit=dog people

wishful-thinkment:

sixpenceee:

And here they are:

Thermoception:  Ability to sense heat and cold. Thermoceptors in the brain are used for monitoring internal body temperature.

Proprioception: The sense of where your body parts are located relevant to each other. 

Chronoception: Sense of the passing of time. Your body has an internal clock. 

Equilibrioception:  The sense that allows you to keep your balance and sense body movement in terms of acceleration and directional changes. 

Magentoception:  This is the ability to detect magnetic fields. Unlike most birds, humans do not have a strong magentoception, however, experiments have demonstrated that we do tend to have some sense of magnetic fields. 

Tension Sensors:  These are found in such places as your muscles and allow the brain the ability to monitor muscle tension.

Nociception:  In a word, pain.  This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but it has it’s own unique sensory system.  There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs).

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"I have the sixth sense"

"Wow, you see dead people?"

"No, it’s fucking cold."

New gender: Potiongender

kawaiikawauso:

A gender that is too strong. This gender could kill a dragon, let alone a man. Best suited for those who have no respect for knights.



Track: Stolen Dance
Artist: Milky Chance

tresas:

tresas:

please make characters who are addicted to things and don’t magically get better and show that it’s a painful, long struggle and that relapses will happen please represent addicts in your work because it’s so lonely and scary

don’t ignore this please as an 8-year addict i’m so scared and alone and i need this message to be spread.

sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

chibigaia-art:

why choose one when you can have two striders in your bed