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aside from being cissexist the whole XX = female and XY = male thing is Straight-Up Wrong

AFAB people can have XO, XXX, XXXX and XY chromosomes while AMAB people have have XXYY, XYY, and XX chromosomes and since the majority of the population never has their karyotype examined,  they’ll never know that they have one of these chromosomal quirks unless that specific combination has associated symptoms, and not all of them do. you could literally have one of the aforementioned combinations without even knowing it and meanwhile you’re insisting that all AFAB people are XX and that anyone else who has this must also be female

we could also talk about how hormonal patterns for XX persons can naturally and biologically mirror that of a typical XY person, or vis versa, which gives rise to things like androgen insensitivity disorder. here u have it, folks, an whole group of intersex people who have XY chromosomes and testicles and vulva and vagina, all grown naturally, all at the same time. 

the number of people who are intersex mirror the number of people who are born with red hair, but no one goes around trying to say that red isn’t a natural hair colour just because the phenotype doesn’t manifest in the majority of the population. 

seriously consider the bold if you are aggressively upholding the ridiculously flawed theory that is the sex and gender binary.

tagged by makaras! answer the questions in your handwriting (which i’ve also done below in case it’s hard to read :p)

1. name: Sam! …or, eventually, Sam Harley [REDACTED]
2. url: ectobro! (thinking of changing back to dirkharley tho … )
3. blog title: “now is well”
4. favourite colour: BLUE MOTHERFUCKERS
5. dream celebrity: me. i dream of being a celeb. i’m the star, etc
6. write something in all caps:

7. favourite band/singer: USS or Mother Mother!!! also a lot more haha
8. favourite number(s): 15 (fifteen), 5 (five), and other 5-numbers
9. favourite drink: TEA?!? idk i just consume all things
10. tag some people: GLADLY!! ok so onlt if u wanna do it, but:
wvtches justkevinstuff ayesiwmae baebot & ectofurry >:D


im like 5 bajillion percent sure jake is always the big spoon

Track: Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew

Album: Unknown album (21/06/2013 19:11:49)


my four-part harmony cover of Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew. i finally recorded all the parts in a studio and i’m really happy with how it came out!


"Are you sure that’s a real spell?" said the girl. "Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard—I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough—I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”

having grown up with the HP series, i have said on multiple occasions that i am hermione granger. it’s no coincidence that we’ve never been in the same room, and i too am a magical bossy know-it-all with big hair who’s smart in school.

but now…now it’s OFFICIAL. and here are the pics to prove it~

photos taken/edited by ArtsyRaccoon, it was my first time working with her and she did an AMAZING job and was so sweet, please go check her out ;-;

more photos from this shoot HERE

Words to describe someone's voice

  • adenoidal: if someone’s voice is adenoidal, some of the sound seems to come through their nose
  • appealing: an appealing look, voice etc shows that you want help, approval, or agreement
  • breathy: with loud breathing noises
  • brittle: if you speak in a brittle voice, you sound as if you are about to cry
  • croaky: if someone’s voice sounds croaky, they speak in a low rough voice that sounds as if they have a sore throat
  • dead: if someone’s eyes are dead, or if their voice is dead, they feel or show no emotion
  • disembodied: a disembodied voice comes from someone who you cannot see
  • flat: spoken in a voice that does not go up and down. This word is often used for describing the speech of people from a particular region.
  • fruity: a fruity voice or laugh is deep and strong in a pleasant way
  • grating: a grating voice, laugh, or sound is unpleasant and annoying
  • gravelly: a gravelly voice sounds low and rough
  • gruff: a gruff voice has a rough low sound
  • guttural: a guttural sound is deep and made at the back of your throat
  • high-pitched: a high-pitched voice or sound is very high
  • hoarse: someone who is hoarse or has a hoarse voice speaks in a low rough voice, usually because their throat is sore
  • honeyed: honeyed words or a honeyed voice sound very nice but you cannot trust the person who is speaking
  • husky: a husky voice is deep and sounds hoarse (=as if you have a sore throat), often in an attractive way
  • low adjective: a low voice or sound is quiet and difficult to hear
  • low adverb: in a deep voice, or with a deep sound
  • matter-of-fact: used about someone’s behaviour or voice
  • modulated: a modulated voice is controlled and pleasant to listen to
  • monotonous: a monotonous sound or voice is boring and unpleasant because it does not change in loudness or become higher or lower
  • nasal: someone with a nasal voice sounds as if they are speaking through their nose
  • orotund: an orotund voice is loud and clear
  • penetrating: a penetrating voice or sound is so high or loud that it makes you slightly uncomfortable
  • plummy: a plummy voice or way of speaking is considered to be typical of an English person of a high social class. This word shows that you dislike people who speak like this.
  • quietly: in a quiet voice
  • raucous: a raucous voice or noise is loud and sounds rough
  • ringing: a ringing sound or voice is very loud and clear
  • rough: a rough voice is not soft and is unpleasant to listen to
  • shrill: a shrill noise or voice is very loud, high, and unpleasant
  • silvery: a silvery voice or sound is clear, light, and pleasant
  • singsong: if you speak in a singsong voice, your voice rises and falls in a musical way
  • small: a small voice or sound is quiet
  • smoky: a smoky voice or smoky eyes are sexually attractive in a slightly mysterious way
  • softly spoken: someone who is softly spoken has a quiet gentle voice
  • sotto voce adjective, adverb: in a very quiet voice
  • stentorian: a stentorian voice sounds very loud and severe
  • strangled: a strangled sound is one that someone stops before they finish making it
  • strangulated: strangled
  • strident: a strident voice or sound is loud and unpleasant
  • taut: used about something such as a voice or expression that shows someone is nervous or angry
  • thick: if your voice is thick with an emotion, it sounds less clear than usual because of the emotion
  • thickly: with a low voice that comes mostly from your throat
  • thin: a thin voice or sound is high and unpleasant to listen to
  • throaty: a throaty sound is low and seems to come from deep in your throat
  • tight: a tight voice or expression shows that you are nervous or annoyed
  • toneless: a toneless voice does not express any emotion
  • tremulous: if something such as your voice or smile is tremulous, it is not steady, for example because you are afraid or excited
  • wheezy: a wheezy noise sounds as if it is made by someone who has difficulty breathing
  • wobbly: if your voice is wobbly, it goes up and down, usually because you are frightened, not confident, or are going to cry

garbage selfie (because im taking out the trash)

hey kennyofkupakeep

612 days on drawsomething left hanging


herk blargggggg







Relationship status: two dorks who kiss sometimes and stuff


Who wants to sit at the cool kids table when you can sit at the duel kids table?


littleredhairedrobin asked: davejake B)


here you go you little shitstain. i hope you die from how cute this is


Photosynthesis does not involve a camera

Or a synthesizer although that’s interesting too 

[cosplayer - NSFW warning] [photographer of pic 1] [photographer of pic 2]

tagged by prairiewolf

name: sam
nickname: sma. same. snam
birthday: dec 6
gender: dfab non-binary genderfluid
sexuality: p an??sexual???? im pretty sure. also panromantic ftr
height: like 5’7” or 5’8” man i still dont know
time zone: -7 mountain standard time
what time and date is it there: 1:17am
average hours of sleep i get per night: last couple nights has been something like 4-5, but usually its either non, or like 12
OTPs: brojade and davejake and a lot of other things but rarepairs man
the last thing i googled: i think it was cage the elephant?? cause i wanted to know when they formed or s/t
that comes to mind: game (??????)
what i last said to a family member: ”love you” or “see you” or “talk to you later” idk
one place that makes me happy and why: i still fucking like that goddamn ravine at the end of whyte its so lame oh my god but i just. its cool
how many blankets i sleep under: like 2 when its cold and still 1 when its hot b/c tam
favourite beverage: i like tea a lot and ive been drinking so much of it lately oh my god
last movie i watched in a cinema: gotg
three things i can’t live without: internet access, the colour blue, homestuck probably (im fucking kidding. number three is social interaction. oh my god why am i the only e in a sea of i)
a piece of advice for all my followers: write a fucking poem
you have to listen to this song: please it is the funniest thing
my blog(s): (you get the extremely abridged version b/c otherwise we’d be here for a year) music porn davejohn davekat brojade + i have a text post/hipster trash blog and a million others wow yeah

ok cool!!! tagging justkevinstuff eveningascent ectofurry baebot and ayesiwmae (only if any of you feel like it haha)

Anonymous asked: Do something productive with your life because nothing about this is.

ok this is hilarious bc i didnt even post anything around then??????

anon are you lost

but like. lmao cause youre not the authority on whats productive and what isnt and who the fuck said life has to be productive to be worthwhile???? no one cool thats who

anyways i have no idea what youre referring to but youre probably wrong because everything i say and do is awesome just ftr